The adventures and misadventures of a girl with a boy name.

mr_herman @ 2009-07-22T08:27:00

2009-07-22T12:27:33Z

Your eyebrows are supposed to be sisters--and not twins!

mr_herman @ 2009-07-18T20:56:00

2009-07-19T01:00:23Z

I'm watching 16 and pregnant and crying my eyes out. The pregnant girl is putting her daughter up for adoption.

mr_herman @ 2009-07-16T00:27:00

2009-07-16T04:28:46Z

"Those who flee too quickly into comfortable patterns might experience a temporary relief but in the long run seem to experience the frustration of being stuck in old ways."

mr_herman @ 2009-07-14T16:49:00

2009-07-14T21:03:29Z

Existentialism makes me fat. Very fat.

mr_herman @ 2009-07-10T09:48:00

2009-07-10T13:49:12Z

special k blueberries is a seriously interesting concoction

mr_herman @ 2009-05-28T11:44:00

2009-05-28T15:47:03Z

all work and sitcoms being off for the summer makes Christian a very dull girl
argh

mr_herman @ 2009-05-26T12:01:00

2009-05-26T16:01:18Z

"Art is what you can get away with."--Andy Warhol

mr_herman @ 2009-05-18T21:28:00

2009-05-19T01:29:10Z

new moon clip on the mtv awards on May 31st!!!
~woop woop~

french toast mmmmmmmmmm

2009-05-17T14:30:44Z

no........more............shopping X_X

smooth sailing

2009-05-12T18:24:43Z

work schedule is being smoothed out! hell yess!!!!!!

~note to self~ gotta finish my RA training :D

ps--go watch Star Trek because captain kirk and spock are attractive in their own ways...........

gossip girl

2009-05-12T02:34:50Z

gotye's kind of attractive too ;)

watching SATC, and promising to post more

2009-05-11T17:33:25Z

sad:(

but i posted it as a reminder to practice my cat eye lol

Writer's Block: R.E.A.D. in America Day

2008-09-27T15:22:19Z

In celebration of R.E.A.D. in America Day, tell us about what you're reading. How is reading important to you? What would you recommend to others?

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Wicked. And so far it's really weird...

mr_herman @ 2008-05-23T23:00:00

2008-05-24T03:05:51Z

I need to be dropped at the bottom of a well while on menstruating. But only while I'm menstruating. I think I'm beginning to frustrate MYSELF with the PMS.
Argh. Women.

Writer's Block: Bit of the Ol' Buyer's Remorse

2008-05-24T03:00:57Z

What product have you felt guiltiest, or silliest, for buying?

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Every kind of hair removal product I've ever bought.

Writer's Block: My Fictional Counterpart

2008-05-22T16:46:19Z

What character in a book can you connect with or relate to the most?

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I like Willy Loman from Death of a Salesman. Everyone is Willy Loman--just stressed to death all the time.

Writer's Block: My Fictional Counterpart

2007-11-20T18:04:54Z

What character in a book can you connect with or relate to the most?

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Alfred J. Prufrock

mr_herman @ 2007-08-01T12:23:00

2007-08-01T16:24:42Z

i finished the harry potter series

mr_herman @ 2007-07-31T12:39:00

2007-07-31T16:43:45Z

I'm not gonna lie. I miss Britney Spears. I was on You Tube, and making the video really isn't the same without her 3-minute theatrical craziness.
What happened to the stereotypical blonde poster girl?
What happened to MTV Music Awards with the anticipated Britney performance--among the less important Mary J. Blidge or Bowling for Soup?

We are all lost now.

email from work--I think it's true

2007-07-30T14:21:31Z

THE TONGUE CAN BE YOUR WORST ENEMY!

Your words, your dreams, and your thoughts have power to create conditions in your life.

What you speak about, you can bring about...

If you keep saying you can't stand your job, you might lose your job.
If you keep saying you can't stand your body, your body can become sick.
If you keep saying you can't stand your car, your car could be stolen or just stop operating.
If you keep saying you're broke, guess what? You'll always be broke.
If you keep saying you can't trust a man or trust a woman, you will always find someone in your life to hurt and betray you.
If you keep saying you can't find a job, you will remain unemployed.
If you keep saying you can't find someone to love you or believe in you, your very thought will attract more experiences to confirm your beliefs.

Turn your thoughts and conversations around to be more positive and power packed with faith, hope, love and action.

Don't be afraid to believe that you can have what you want and deserve.

Watch yourThoughts, they become words.
Watch yourWords, they become actions.
Watch yourActions, they become habits.
Watch yourHabits, they become character.
Watch your Character, for it becomes your Destiny.

The minute you settle for less than you deserve, you get even less than you settle for.

Thought I would share this with you.

"Life is like melted butter. . .once things cool down, it can be reshaped!"

now my feet will be cold AND unprofessional!

2007-07-06T12:35:18Z

I can't find my peds. It's gonna be a bad day. Heehooo heehoooooo heehoooooooooo

I seriously wonder how much money musicians are making. I made myself 5 full CDs last night, and I'm a pretty big wuss. So that leaves the other semi-wusses, the daring, and the hackers--that has to be a big dent into musicians' income.
Thank god I don't have talent. I'd be broke-r.
Back in the antique days, women would use their talents to woo men as possible suitors. I suggest a return to that--because then I would not be as bored during the summer, and need I remind everyone there was no War in Iraq when girls were named Mae.

mr_herman @ 2007-07-05T10:44:00

2007-07-05T14:45:13Z

Ok. So I miss Allecs' SN on AIM.
That is all. I don't want to you all see me like this.
Goodbye.

security my fanny!

2007-07-03T00:32:39Z

"An abandoned bottle of cologne sparked a security scare Sunday at New York's John F. Kennedy airport."

http://www.cnn.com/2007/TRAVEL/07/02/us.travel/index.html

Sounds like I have a headline for Jay Leno. My big break! Gimme five.

agrarian farmers

2007-07-02T12:36:11Z

I woke up today really excited. Why? I start work today. What's wrong with me. Why can I only feel usefull when working? Why can't I get a natural high off of washing dishes? Maybe I should have been a workaholic husband instead. Instead of what-- I dunno either.

In other news, Escobar informed us through email that we'll be getting AP scores soon. I'm scared. This could/could not mean I'm skipping Freshman Comp classes. *lights a candle* We need Jesus.

Writer's Block: Summer Break

2007-06-30T21:04:37Z

How did you spend summers when you were a kid?
Just like deesh.
*type, type, typey*